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Halloween jokes

Started by Grindspine, October 07, 2022, 11:09:18 PM

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Grindspine

Q: Why does one always invite ghosts to the Halloween party?

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A: Because ghosts always bring the BOOS!


Q: Why did the witch go to elementary school?

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A: Because she wanted to learn to SPELL!


Q: How do you know when a vampire is getting sick?

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A: Because you can hear them COFFIN!


retro junkie

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
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A sand-witch


What's a vampire's least favorite meal?
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steak


What music do mummies like?
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wrap music
there is no spoon

Grindspine

So for the rest of the month, at work, instead of saying, "Which doctor gets this case?" I am going to say, "Witch doctor gets this case."

Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat?

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A: GRAAAAAIIIINNNSSSS

BLUEVOODU

LOL good topic... I unfortunately DON'T have Halloween jokes. This one will work:

A Skeleton walks into a bar... orders a beer and a mop  ;D

Grindspine

Quote from: BLUEVOODU on October 19, 2022, 10:57:07 AM
LOL good topic... I unfortunately DON'T have Halloween jokes. This one will work:

A Skeleton walks into a bar... orders a beer and a mop  ;D

Nice! I had forgotten about that one.

Did you hear the one about the gravedigger?

He found out that he was in a dead end career...He was always buried in his work.

What did the banshee serve with crackers at her Halloween party?

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Scream cheese!

Grindspine

Why did the skeleton bail on seeing the scary movie?

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He didn't have the GUTS to see it!


Why did the student witch have to go to elementary school?

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She needed to learn to SPELL!


I thought I had a pumpkin joke, but every one of them that I could remember was just too seedy.