Halloween jokes

[Grindspine]

Q: Why does one always invite ghosts to the Halloween party?

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A: Because ghosts always bring the BOOS!

Q: Why did the witch go to elementary school?

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A: Because she wanted to learn to SPELL!

Q: How do you know when a vampire is getting sick?

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A: Because you can hear them COFFIN!

[retro junkie]

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

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A sand-witch

What's a vampire's least favorite meal?

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steak

What music do mummies like?

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wrap music

[Grindspine]

So for the rest of the month, at work, instead of saying, "Which doctor gets this case?" I am going to say, "Witch doctor gets this case."

Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat?

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A: GRAAAAAIIIINNNSSSS

[BLUEVOODU]

LOL good topic... I unfortunately DON'T have Halloween jokes. This one will work:

A Skeleton walks into a bar... orders a beer and a mop 

[Grindspine]

LOL good topic... I unfortunately DON'T have Halloween jokes. This one will work:

A Skeleton walks into a bar... orders a beer and a mop 

Nice! I had forgotten about that one.

Did you hear the one about the gravedigger?

He found out that he was in a dead end career...He was always buried in his work.

What did the banshee serve with crackers at her Halloween party?

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Scream cheese!

[Grindspine]

Why did the skeleton bail on seeing the scary movie?

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He didn't have the GUTS to see it!

Why did the student witch have to go to elementary school?

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She needed to learn to SPELL!

I thought I had a pumpkin joke, but every one of them that I could remember was just too seedy.